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A New Dimension of Suffering Back in 2010, the original Super Meat Boy essentially wrote the modern playbook for the precision platformer genre. It taught an entire generation of gamers how to embrace failure, perfectly balancing controller-snapping difficulty with instantaneous respawns and buttery-smooth movement. When…

Why Are Digital Chores So Much Better? Let’s address a fundamental mystery of the human psyche: why is cleaning your actual house a miserable, soul-draining chore, but cleaning a digital house in a video game is one of the most therapeutic experiences on earth? If…

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A Beautiful Blasphemy of Genres Enter Horripilant. Let’s be honest: the “idle clicker” genre doesn’t typically command much critical respect. Usually associated with watching cookies duplicate or mindlessly tapping a screen until the numbers get too big to comprehend, the genre is rarely praised for…

Entering the Domain of the Flame Princess The character action genre is notoriously difficult to break into. For years, giants like Devil May Cry, Bayonetta, and NieR: Automata have completely dominated the space, setting an incredibly high bar for combat fluidity and visual spectacle. When…

The “Goldilocks” of Extraction Shooters Let’s address the elephant in the room: when Bungie first announced they were resurrecting their beloved 1990s boomer-shooter IP, Marathon, as a modern PvPvE extraction shooter, the internet was highly skeptical. After years of watching the genre become saturated with…