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A Beautiful Blasphemy of Genres Enter Horripilant. Let’s be honest: the “idle clicker” genre doesn’t typically command much critical respect. Usually associated with watching cookies duplicate or mindlessly tapping a screen until the numbers get too big to comprehend, the genre is rarely praised for…

Entering the Domain of the Flame Princess The character action genre is notoriously difficult to break into. For years, giants like Devil May Cry, Bayonetta, and NieR: Automata have completely dominated the space, setting an incredibly high bar for combat fluidity and visual spectacle. When…

The “Goldilocks” of Extraction Shooters Let’s address the elephant in the room: when Bungie first announced they were resurrecting their beloved 1990s boomer-shooter IP, Marathon, as a modern PvPvE extraction shooter, the internet was highly skeptical. After years of watching the genre become saturated with…

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A Bear in a Onesie Steps Outside If you have ever looked at the intense, grid-based combat of traditional tactical RPGs and thought, “This is great, but it needs significantly more amphibians and a bear wearing a onesie,” then your hyperspecific prayers have been answered.…

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Growing Up on a Changing Planet When Planet of Lana launched in 2023, it captured the hearts of puzzle-platformer fans with its stunning Studio Ghibli-esque visuals, sweeping orchestral score, and the undeniable charm of its core duo: a young girl named Lana and her cat-monkey-alien…